Team Work Makes Dream Work!

              Yeah, I'm Gorgeous


  I have to say, the Slave's pretty Ok with that new camera. In just a few short day's, she's made me look pretty good:

               Super-Bunny!

The Slave still doesn't understand how I bend my ears like that.

 Did someone say "Stop"?

                                        BAM! That just happened!

       *Makes plane noises with mouth*

  
  So between me, the Slave, and that new camera, I think we make a pretty good team! 

   


                                       
                                              Your Favorite Chocolate Bunny,

                         Duchess

So Much to Catch Up On Without Boring Everyone

     Wohoo! Look at me! 

 Ok, yes, I can think of SEVERAL other binky pictures of me that are MUCH more impressive. Like...

  But just look at the quality in the first picture! So much crisper, brighter...Even GREENER! But it still isn't good enough to start a blog off with, so how's about this one? :

  Ok, fine. It's still not as good as the other one, but moving on...

   I've been doing GREAT! Binkying (obviously), eating (not so obvious) and celebrating. "What am I celebrating?" One might ask, well I can answer that with one, very short, video:

 

   Yep! My Birthday! (So what if it was, uh, 6 days ago!) I'm celebrating by eating some of my birthday spoils as slowly as possible.  Although technically it was my Gotcha Day, it might as well be my birthday since we never got to find out when it was. I tried telling the Slave to celebrate my Birthday every day, (Since it could very well be my birthday today!) but she told me that May the 14 is my day to celebrate. Then again August 17 to celebrate my adoption date! 

   Regarding other events, I'm very happy to see that I have 5 followers! Wohoo! I have 5 people following me around! ;) 

  Also the Slave has come up with a plan for my own web-series, so we'll see how that turns out. We're going to start "rolling" with that fairly soon since...
  
  In bad news, the slave has a new camera. New camera + picture taking crazy slave= No peace. So I've been having (almost) my every move photographed. Unlucky for me, it doesn't have a cord to chew on to break it. You see, the careless Slave left her other camera's battery charging cable behind the couch where I found it and dragged it underneath the couch and proceeded to destroy it. (While I didn't "destroy" it, I just think it sounds better. Besides, it has prevented her taking pictures of me for the past few days.)
   
 So with that news, I present to you even MORE pictures of that gorgeous chocolate bunny everybun loves, surrounded by Nature (If you don't count the fence and anything else that might be lying/hanging around.):

  

 I would add more, but I don't want to overdo the chocolately goodness in this one blog. Since with my Slave around, there are SURE to be more blogs with even MORE pictures! 

   That's all for now!

                  Duchess LaChocolateBunny

 P.S. Here's my Birthday card! (My Favorite by far!)

 

 

You want me to do WHAT?

 

You want me to do what?

    Look cute and adorable??? 

 Are you kidding me? I AM cute and adorable!

 Some Slaves. It always gets me when they say "Now look cute!" or ""Give me your cute face!" it's pretty rare when my Slave says it...But just the fact that she told ME-the very essence of cuteness- to "Look adorable!" ...It is simply too much. 

 All I know is that my 1st Birthday* is in exactly 10 days, and I just KNOW she is going to have me do a photoshoot, and I better not hear the words "Look" "Give" "Stop" or "No" on my special day. Unless of course it is used in a good way. 

     

      Your Favorite Chocolate Bunny,

                 ~Duchess 

*Actually my "Gotcha" day and I'm really probably turning 2 or 3...But that's beside the point.

                                                                                 

I'm on a blog and I'm singing! I'm on a blog and I'm Sing-ing!

   *In Opera Voice* La! 

*Holds high note before coughing and proceeding to post blog*

 It has been too long since I've updated this blog...Or maybe it hasn't really been all that long, but it feels like ages since I've posted on here!


 I guess it has mostly been because I've been behaving myself for the most part...Well, if you don't count the partially chewed laptop cord,the fact that I dug into the herbs Mom was drying for the adoptables, and I might've enlarged the whole on the blanket on the couch-But this all could've been that,er, other bunny. Because you know that I'm way too good to have done all of that stuff.


-Slave- What other bunny?


 You know, that other bunny, the one you never see?


-Slave-Uh huh...


 Anyway. I have been a perfect angel of a bunny. Posing pretty for photo shoots, pooping all over the floor...


-Slave-I said you were a good girl for pooping HEALTHY poops...Not the fact that you were pooping all over the floor. 


  *Duchess dismisses Slave's remark*


 Eating all my greens, eating my hay...Oh, and I've gotten worse as far as being cuddled goes!


-Slave shakes head-

 So everything has been fine and dandy over here, just that the Slave has gotten even lazy-er about posting on my blogs. She claims that she's gotten busier, but I call it Laziness. 

  At least she was able to order me some Hay Bunny Paper while she has been supposedly "busy":

  It is absolutely delicious!!

Here's their Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/pages/Hay-Bunny-Paper/301812526512895
  

 They are an awesome bunny business...I think they deserve WAY more than 15 Likes! ;)


 Now, regarding my new coat. As you can sort of see from the picture above, my new coat has almost grow in...On top. I'm still lacking the same color on my 'bottom half' so I still have a funky stripe look. I'm glad to report that I should be losing that funky stripe...Eventually. 


         
       Your Favorite Chocolate Bunny,


             ~Duchess LaChocolatebunny 
                 (Find me on Facebook!)
 

Here comes Duchess Chocolate-tail, hoppin' down the bunny trail..

 

 Ok, so maybe I'm not hippity hoppityin', but Easter is stll on its way!

   I plan on having a wonderful Easter full of treats, homegrown greens, and more treats. I've been doing great, besides have to be brushed and/or plucked occasionally since I'm still shedding. I just have to keep telling myself that it could be worse... *Sigh*

  

    Hope that everyone has a great Easter!

                       
                         ~Duchess


 

Maybe If I Close My Eyes, It'll All Go Away...

How did it go again?

Click your heels together three times

and say "There's no place like home."?

There's no place like home,

There's no place like home...

Oh wait. I am home *sigh*

Apparently because I still have a horrendous shed-line, I have to be measured for an Easter outfit for the Easter card...

 I mean really, I don't think it's all THAT bad. You wouldn't believe all the food, pets, and cuddles I've been getting all because of that shed line! 

 The herb goody bags have been a huge plus. I also just had to look at Mom in order to get her to order some goodies from the Bunspaces store. You see, she feels extreme guilt for plucking all of my gorgeous fur. As she should.

Now that you have distributed treats,

You may now kiss the Royal Paw.

 Well that's all for this blog, I believe I heard the sound of a Banana being peeled...

              ~Duchess (AKA Queen Duchess)

 

I've Been Attacked!

By none other than a MotherPlucker...

  It started out to be a perfect day, the sun was shining, I had Cilantro, and I was happily munching away at it when it started.

  A strange plucking sensation on my back...

  I hurried through my breakfast and ran away from the Slave/MotherPlucker in order to get away from her plucky fingers.

  But I forgot one thing...I hadn't used the litterbox before I left. So I ran back to get back in my area, but the Slave/MotherPlucker was still there, so she scooped me up and brought me out to...The Porch. What used to be my Slave was now a MotherPlucker, she put me on her lap and proceeded to pluck, despite my constant nipping. It was horrible. Thankfully MotherPlucker managed to remember to go get my pellets. So she got them and feed me some while she plucked so I would be distracted while I was losing my gorgeous fur, if only for a little while.

  Finally after what seemed like ages, the strange plucking sensation came to an end. Once the Slave turned MotherPlucker put me down, I immediately started grooming as if hoping that maybe if I groomed enough, it would grow back...A bun can dream can't she?

  The only good thing that came out of this, (besides the fact that I won't have to swallow all that fur) is that I got to try some Pineapple mint, AND I got extra run time yesterday and today:

           I definitely enjoyed that.

 And to top it all off, today I had almost an entire dinner composed of homegrown goodies...Let me tell you it was delicious!

  I suspect that until my gorgeous "new" fur grows in I'll be able to wheedle all kinds of goodies out of the Slave.

  Well I'm off to go chew the camera charging cord and cover the mirrors...

                ~Duchess

P.S. Just thought I'd let y'all know I entered my adoption story in the Rabbit Slipper's Adoption Story contest, here's the link: http://rabbitslippers.blogspot.com/2012/03/duchesss-story.html