Thursday, April 19, 2012

I'm on a blog and I'm singing! I'm on a blog and I'm Sing-ing!

   *In Opera Voice* La! 
*Holds high note before coughing and proceeding to post blog*

 It has been too long since I've updated this blog...Or maybe it hasn't really been all that long, but it feels like ages since I've posted on here!

 I guess it has mostly been because I've been behaving myself for the most part...Well, if you don't count the partially chewed laptop cord,the fact that I dug into the herbs Mom was drying for the adoptables, and I might've enlarged the whole on the blanket on the couch-But this all could've been that,er, other bunny. Because you know that I'm way too good to have done all of that stuff.

-Slave- What other bunny?

 You know, that other bunny, the one you never see?

-Slave-Uh huh...

 Anyway. I have been a perfect angel of a bunny. Posing pretty for photo shoots, pooping all over the floor...

-Slave-I said you were a good girl for pooping HEALTHY poops...Not the fact that you were pooping all over the floor. 

  *Duchess dismisses Slave's remark*

 Eating all my greens, eating my hay...Oh, and I've gotten worse as far as being cuddled goes!

-Slave shakes head-

 So everything has been fine and dandy over here, just that the Slave has gotten even lazy-er about posting on my blogs. She claims that she's gotten busier, but I call it Laziness. 

  At least she was able to order me some Hay Bunny Paper while she has been supposedly "busy":

  It is absolutely delicious!!

Here's their Facebook page:

 They are an awesome bunny business...I think they deserve WAY more than 15 Likes! ;)

 Now, regarding my new coat. As you can sort of see from the picture above, my new coat has almost grow in...On top. I'm still lacking the same color on my 'bottom half' so I still have a funky stripe look. I'm glad to report that I should be losing that funky stripe...Eventually. 

       Your Favorite Chocolate Bunny,

             ~Duchess LaChocolatebunny 
                 (Find me on Facebook!)

Sunday, April 8, 2012

Here comes Duchess Chocolate-tail, hoppin' down the bunny trail..


 Ok, so maybe I'm not hippity hoppityin', but Easter is stll on its way!

   I plan on having a wonderful Easter full of treats, homegrown greens, and more treats. I've been doing great, besides have to be brushed and/or plucked occasionally since I'm still shedding. I just have to keep telling myself that it could be worse... *Sigh*


    Hope that everyone has a great Easter!



Tuesday, April 3, 2012

Maybe If I Close My Eyes, It'll All Go Away...

How did it go again?
Click your heels together three times
and say "There's no place like home."?

There's no place like home,
There's no place like home...

Oh wait. I am home *sigh*

Apparently because I still have a horrendous shed-line, I have to be measured for an Easter outfit for the Easter card...

 I mean really, I don't think it's all THAT bad. You wouldn't believe all the food, pets, and cuddles I've been getting all because of that shed line! 

 The herb goody bags have been a huge plus. I also just had to look at Mom in order to get her to order some goodies from the Bunspaces store. You see, she feels extreme guilt for plucking all of my gorgeous fur. As she should.

Now that you have distributed treats,
You may now kiss the Royal Paw.

 Well that's all for this blog, I believe I heard the sound of a Banana being peeled...

              ~Duchess (AKA Queen Duchess)