Tuesday, January 31, 2012

And I Talk Too


  Well the Slave recently started making GIF's. I don't mind too much, since this new program she downloaded (GIMP) can also fix anything I want fixed. For instance, if she gets a really nice picture of me, but, no wait. Eye-goop.

  It also gives me the excuse to start up a new blog: bunnyfunnies.blogspot.com

 We'll see where it goes. Its just a sort of fun thing to do. I've got one GIF in particular that was a "hit" on Bunspace that I'd like to put up soon. Most of the GIF's will probably feature moi, so if you want to see never-ending "movies" of me, that's the place to go!

                  
                        ~Duchess


    


  

Saturday, January 28, 2012

Thanks, Slave!

I don't know where to begin...


 The Slave has finally decided to let me get in a daily dose of Parsley. She has been trying to "perfect" her bunnies diets for years, and Parsley has always been one of the no-no's, except on special occasions. All because Parsley has calcium. Can't she give a delicious plant a break?

  Well apparently she can. She finally 
figured out that since I only have pellets occasionally (And they contain calcium as well.) that it would be Ok if it got some Parsley everyday. Geesh. All this time when I could've been getting parsley.

  I suppose I should eat it before she comes up with some excuse as to why I can't have it:


  Why all the worry about calcium? Well some bunnies if they get too much will get bladder sludge and all kinds of nasty things. (<-Notice it says SOME bunnies, Slave.)

  I'm lucky I get anything with this Slave taking care of me. I wish I was around when she was gaving M&D handfuls of Raisin's a day! I haven't even tried one!


                     ~Duchess

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

If You Thought Chocolate was Addicting...



Imagine petting a chocolate bunny...


Pet me.

You know you want to...

 

Oh yes. I'm as soft as I look.

 This is one of the first pictures of her. As you can see, she looks particularly luscious in this picture.

 While Duchess isn't a big fan of getting cuddled, lets just say she's gotten used to it...

    Ok, now I need to go pet somebunny...
 
                 Until next post,

    
                    Duchess's Slave

    

Sunday, January 22, 2012

Need More Thyme in The Day...


*Sigh* So much to do...So little time (Also more Thyme wouldn't hurt)...


Where to start?


  Occasionally I have to make sure I give out my "NoseBonk of Approval" when necessary:




 I also have to make sure the Slave's making my breakfast or dinner depending on the time of day:



Eat Hay when I get the chance:


Eat my greens:

This is it? I thought this was the appetizer...
(Actually this is Second breakfast. Surprisingly I don't have any pictures of her eating breakfast/dinner)


 I also have to investigate strange objects:

This is going to take a while...

Can't forget to pray that the Camera breaks:

(...And maybe the slave could forget she already fed me, and give me some extra greens...)


Entertain the Slaves:



Eat greens again:



Dig on the bed:


You call this bed "made"?


Find time to Sleep:
The "Sleeperhold"
(You do realize I'm not actually sleeping?)


   ...

 
Not to mention I have to get in as many pets/treats as possible, destroy at least one thing, and make the Slave laugh/smile as many times as possible...


 Well I suppose eating hay/greens would be a good start...
 
                      
                        
                        ~Duchess




Friday, January 20, 2012

I Commited the Ultimate Crime

Go ahead, I DARE you

 I dared all right:
That's not embarassing
*Slurp*
Please, PLEASE make it stop!

 Well, I did have pity on her and put the camera away not long after this picture. She was more than happy to enjoy the rest of her pumpkin by herself. I did water down the pumpkin a little bit on accident, and it resulted in a ton of tongue action. Which was fine by me, although Duchess, of course, had a problem... 

 Duchess Here:Do us bunnies take pictures of our slaves with food smeared all over their face, tongues protruding, and post it on the world wide web Ooing and Aaahing over how cute they are? I didn't think so.

  Sorry Duchess, but those pictures were just too good to pass up. 

 (Note to self: Make sure camera is out of reach...)

 Duchess was sure to stay off the piano today, but I was sort of glad because I have yet to find the charger for the video camera...


              Until next post,

                       Duchess's Slave

 

Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Bunny Chopin? (As in Show-pan)

(Duchess takes deep breath before placing her paws on the keys)

  
  This afternoon I was sitting in the living room, and I heard Duchess moving things around in the kitchen. I didn't think much of it since she recently found out that a few treats had spilled into the Christmas Bow bag. 
  A little later on I heard the piano. Just one note, held for a good 5 or so seconds. I was so surprised that I just sat there. (Also I remembered my camera battery was dead anyway.)I then got up and went to go see what she was doing, and sure enough she was sitting on the piano bench, looking at me. After that I went to go dig up some AA batteries and kept an ear out for more "piano playing". But there wasn't any.

  After a while I went and got her and put her on the piano bench and tried to see if she would put her paws up there for me. When she appeared not to do it, I snapped the above picture, and just as my camera was saving that picture, she went and put her pawies up on the piano again. *Sigh*

  Then, even later on, I was again in the living room when I heard several notes played on the piano. (Note: They weren't played all at once) Sure enough, Duchess was in there, but by this point she had hopped off the bench and was waiting for treats.

 I think this all started because yesterday a certain somebunny wasn't getting enough attention while a certain person was playing the piano, so she jumped up on the pinao bench to get pets.

 Today I think she finally realized that she could hop onto the piano bench. Of course once doing that, she had to be Miss Curious and check out the keys as well.

 I'm definitely going to have to charge the video camera for next time she's in the kitchen!
   
        Until next post...
 
                Duchess's Slave

 

   

Tuesday, January 17, 2012

How did this happen??

Apparently this was supposed to be a mat...


You're kidding, Right?

 The other day the Slave comes over and tells me that she's going to Crochet me a jute mat. Then last night sure turns up with the above "basket". I ask you, how does a mat turn into a basket? I asked the Slave and she told me it was her "first project". I mean really, how does something that's supposed to be rectangular turn into something round? I don't think the Slave even knows how it happened.

 Oh well, at least I have a use for it:

 
 
              
 Now I can be lazy and stay on my favorite pillow and eat my 3rd favorite type of food. And if I want, I can nom on the so-called "basket".
                   
                     
                   ~Duchess