I've Been Attacked!

By none other than a MotherPlucker...

  It started out to be a perfect day, the sun was shining, I had Cilantro, and I was happily munching away at it when it started.

  A strange plucking sensation on my back...

  I hurried through my breakfast and ran away from the Slave/MotherPlucker in order to get away from her plucky fingers.

  But I forgot one thing...I hadn't used the litterbox before I left. So I ran back to get back in my area, but the Slave/MotherPlucker was still there, so she scooped me up and brought me out to...The Porch. What used to be my Slave was now a MotherPlucker, she put me on her lap and proceeded to pluck, despite my constant nipping. It was horrible. Thankfully MotherPlucker managed to remember to go get my pellets. So she got them and feed me some while she plucked so I would be distracted while I was losing my gorgeous fur, if only for a little while.

  Finally after what seemed like ages, the strange plucking sensation came to an end. Once the Slave turned MotherPlucker put me down, I immediately started grooming as if hoping that maybe if I groomed enough, it would grow back...A bun can dream can't she?

  The only good thing that came out of this, (besides the fact that I won't have to swallow all that fur) is that I got to try some Pineapple mint, AND I got extra run time yesterday and today:

           I definitely enjoyed that.

 And to top it all off, today I had almost an entire dinner composed of homegrown goodies...Let me tell you it was delicious!

  I suspect that until my gorgeous "new" fur grows in I'll be able to wheedle all kinds of goodies out of the Slave.

  Well I'm off to go chew the camera charging cord and cover the mirrors...

                ~Duchess

P.S. Just thought I'd let y'all know I entered my adoption story in the Rabbit Slipper's Adoption Story contest, here's the link: http://rabbitslippers.blogspot.com/2012/03/duchesss-story.html

I am NOT Late!! (Only the White Rabbit is)

Happy St.Paddy's Day!

  In my defense, I would've posted this MUCH earlier had it not been for this:

 The Slave took her sweet time putting it together.

  The 4th rabbit is only in one card, I suppose he still counted. I never met him. (2008 cards. The infamous Herbert...Its a VERY long story.)

   Moving on...

 I had a great St.Patrick's Day. I got lots of yummy Clover, got to try a new herb (Oregano), and I got the last Chamomile Bunny Bite!

  The Slave bought lots of delicious herbs to pick and dry for me (And adoptables). I can't wait to try all of them:

(Click picture to enlarge)

  But of course the Slave is making sure I take my sweet time *sigh*.

 We already have Salad Burnet, but while she was untangling some Chocolate mint she found it, let me tell you, it's HUGE! She also ended up getting two different kinds of Oregano, when she went to Walmart afterwards they (surprisingly) had some really nice, big Italian Oregano! So she ended up getting some. I just wish she got more cilantro! All the cilantro she's growing is way to tiny to eat!

I hope that everyone had a great St. Patrick's day!

                    

                       ~Duchess

  

Even The Energizer Bunny Needs A Break

How do you think we stay so charged up?

 This is what I call Duchess's Signature Flop... Although usually there's more attempting to flop and stay on that one side!

 Besides trying to catch her in flopping in action, I've also been just trying to get pictures of her...

I know you have the Bunny Bites!

 But since I haven't been able to spend as much time with her, she's been VERY hyper anytime people are around, which makes picture taking a little harder...And when I do get a good picture:

Seriously? We're taking pictures when you have oats?

She is giving me plenty of bunny-attitude!

 Well of course! I'd MUCH rather have pets/food than have my picture taken!

 I know Duchess, I know...*Massages Duchess's head while simultaneously feeding treats*

     

           Until next post,

                     Duchess's Slave

So Much For That...

Nope. Get rid of it.

Well while my replacement was supposed to prevent me having my picture taken, the exact opposite occured.

I don't "do" pictures with it. While it may be mine...

If it means getting my picture take with it...

Get rid of it.

 I don't know what the Slave was expecting when she waved that thing around my face. I don't think I'll be meeting my mini-bun-me anytime soon, but I'm not complaining.

 

        ~Duchess

I've Hired A Replacement

My Replacement

----Somewhere on Bunny Television, an Infomercial begins----

Bunnoucer Comes on Screen

  You know those days when you just don't want your picture taken, but it gets taken anyway?

We'll I'm Duchess Bunny, and I'm here to introduce you to:

  Mini-bun-me!

  Looks (kind of) like you, so YOU won't have to worry about that darned camera sneaking up on you ever again! When they need a picture, they can just snap a picture of your Mini-Bun-Me!

   No more losing nights of sleep over wanting to be prepared when you hear that camera turn on; no more leaving your food bowl when you hear that dreaded "click" while you had food all over your face! All your worries are over!

  Simply hop on over and help me keep my Slave busy (It's a win-win!) by placing an order here...Don't forget to raid your Slave's wallet or purse or figure out their Pay-Pal password! Also you can order one that looks (kind of) like me! (Like the picture above.) If you do that, then all $$ you just spent getting one that looks like me will go towards getting goodies for shelter bunnies!

  Don't forget, its Mini-Bun-Me, and you heard it from me! *wink*

     --------End "commercial"--------

  

                             ~Duchess Bunny

Spokesbun for Mini-Bun-Me/Clay Rabbits Site

 Review 1 of 1

5 out of 5 Carrots

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It Really Works!____________________________________________________________

 Thanks to that mini-bun the Slave made like me, I've been able to escape having my picture taken for TWO blogs now! Success!!

Reviewed by: Duchess Bunny from Still Hiding From Slave's Camera on 3-4-2012

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