Apparently this was supposed to be a mat...
You're kidding, Right?
The other day the Slave comes over and tells me that she's going to Crochet me a jute mat. Then last night sure turns up with the above "basket". I ask you, how does a mat turn into a basket? I asked the Slave and she told me it was her "first project". I mean really, how does something that's supposed to be rectangular turn into something round? I don't think the Slave even knows how it happened.
Oh well, at least I have a use for it:
Now I can be lazy and stay on my favorite pillow and eat my 3rd favorite type of food. And if I want, I can nom on the so-called "basket".